I’m glad you found someone who will listen to your lectures on how Express shopping bags have severely declined in quality.
On a totally unrelated note, I just vomited in my mouth a little.
Huxley, Brave New World. (via nomindallthought)
(via handgrenade2)
(Source: absurdreasoning)
“You’re a fine fastidious young man, as proud as a lion, as gentle as a girl. You’d make a good catch for the devil.”
— Honoré de Balzac, Père Goriot
I still hate you.
There are 3 types of guys in this world. 1. The truly nice men 2. The jerks. 3. The jerks who think they’re nice. (You were the third.)
I have a little book too.
(Source: bmcay)