I’m glad you found someone who will listen to your lectures on how Express shopping bags have severely declined in quality.
On a totally unrelated note, I just vomited in my mouth a little.
Huxley, Brave New World. (via nomindallthought)
I saw all the things you tried to hide, and you have no idea.
I still hate you.
There are 3 types of guys in this world. 1. The truly nice men 2. The jerks. 3. The jerks who think they’re nice. (You were the third.)